Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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