Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
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there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
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Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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