420 ftw
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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