I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
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Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
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Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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