i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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