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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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