were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
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What a dumb baby whore.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
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I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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