he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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