You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
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So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
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Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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