So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
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I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
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He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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