u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
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Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
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Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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