Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
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He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
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Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
my poor anus
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
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