She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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