this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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