But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
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