Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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