Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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