i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
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I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
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He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
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