That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
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