just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
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i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
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That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
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