If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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