We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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