Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
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Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
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Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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