A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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