Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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