She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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