Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
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My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
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Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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