i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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