As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Is Oprah even human
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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