pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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