You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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