oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
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she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
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Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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