You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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