He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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