I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
How's work?
Spinning.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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