Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
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dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
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Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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