Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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