you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
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Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
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Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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