God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
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ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
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I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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