i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
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When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
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I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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