Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
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I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
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Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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