I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
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