no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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