S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
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Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
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I need to sanitize my soul.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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