I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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