You can't motorboat a personality
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
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I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
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I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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