we have officially lost it.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
you will always have a special place in my vag
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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