you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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