she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
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if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
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This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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