i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
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2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
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According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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