People with herpes should wear stickers.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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