IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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