i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
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Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
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Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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