Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
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I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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