There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
you had me at cake vodka
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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