I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
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I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
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Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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